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POM POETRY CORNER


Simmer down now Laughing Hyena Tapes





E addicts Snicker with their tickers sexy gristle and moan
You know I got the 'tude don't just go hangin up the phone
In the Wal-Mart stabbing people that I will never care about
Sitting shotgun with a halo Earth's most popular boy scout
Never mind the bizzy's it's the druggiest shit I've known


You gotta mind the harvest reap the seeds you've sown
I'm meaner than ex-Sinatra's screamin when their grown
Motorcycle mayhem knickers out 1,000 dollars for a loan
E addicts Snicker

Sleeping she jail of the minds eye I will never call it home
Blonde eyebrows in a trailer friends will never let you roam
Menstral blood on your Hi-Fi jacket their isn't any doubt
That the lobster in your chin is your buddy with the gout
Fucking in the graveyard you know the skeletons they bone
E addicts Snicker




Slophouse



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get drunk or die trying?


Filming Happy Daze with my Beer Goggles Gleaming



Cellulite Beer: Push up Bra's Creakin' like the hull of the Titanic-Smeared make up your mind.
M.U.D.D. Flaps: You might be a redneck if you smoked during your Birth-My other car is a nitrous dealer.
Jew Jeans: 1920's splattered Donald Trump bomb Japan again so we can just bump-Grind on ME like I'm somebody's wife.
Garfield Toes: How can we be a body if we can't fuck the head?-Champagne Jeep calls in sick too Sad TBS.
Rhinestoners: Butchers come on and Meat Patty. She's beautiful and charming AND she has figured out THE stuff.-
HARDCORE HARD COPY ELEGANT TOES AND JOE'S SLOPPY
Who else figured out what to do with the C.R.E.A.M.?
Filming Happy Daze while my Beer Goggles Gleam.




All Dog's go to Heaven Part 8: H.M.S. Do Rape and Kool Everythang



Virginia Beach, the throb, the thrill
I've never been there...
but someday I will
Lustless with danger
Dry-humping a stranger
Xanax is suprised


Meanwhile the sun is covered in snow
Micheal Vic is Percoset in stone
Shit is your Oyster
Fuji Water Bottle on a coaster
And suddenly there's a big bone on your plate

I AM a world of used cars
and single's bars
White disco dreams
and lawnmower scar's
but it isn't over
not for this Rover
A boston terrier smothered with hate.
How the fuck is this movie going to end?
Lifetime originals know how to bend
C'mon and do the Twist
like I'm covered in Piss
now hug your mom
like it's vietnam
cream cheese on a beagle
with bayonet butter
my sister's a cutter
I sucked off my brother*


let....me....be....suprised.


CHARLIE


*Not true

(Make sure to hum this one to the tune of m. night shyamalan's gamalan high school musical interlude starring everyone you've ever seen in every movie, tv show and techno music video ever made. The globe is teeming with awesome stuff tube should check it out. I heard a really funny skit on Talk Radio this smourning. CANADA is flipping out and breaking. Git r doner.)





: p-------------------- (drooling)



Super K Swift memorial weekend at the Anna Nicole Smithsonian Museum
Milo the Poodle's dancing on his highlights
Dawson's Creeking up the stair's and he just might
Grandma's House and Killer Zen
Prada blouses stain'd by men
Playboy Model's huffing Ben
Popeye's fist fights Trader Joe's again
Bloody Mary's Gooey Pearl Necklace
Slumming Fistfuls of evil crossed off my guestlist
Handfuls of Wiccans charming everyone's D.D.S.
How Flo's gunna fit in them jeans anyone can G.U.E.S.S.
Orange Pickles on whose Purple Breasts? (gimmie)
Oregeno Latino Honda Civic's in a nest
as in who am I? I AM CLUELESS nudists
Liquor kill everything I AM STUPIDS Buddhist's
Don King's Flap jack Monday's all entwined
Mike Tyson's silver ear his broken mind.
VHS rosebud fucks REWIND
this is Zinfendelity...Open Toes
The Hooter's Mansion Cathy Blows
Casino Matriach just went up n lost my clothes
Sherrff with a hat of Twix meltin in the sun
Hind leg's flipping in the air just for fun
Really?
I wish I was dead like Christ's son.
No fat kids.
No rag wigs.
No dancing.
No prancing.
No snickers.
No wiggers.
No poking.
No joking.
No stripping.
No digging.
No wax.
No mole.
No head.
No holes.
No friends.
No clothes.
No pussy.
...and it shows.
Please show respect and don't forget to cry.
You never wear sneakers till you die.


sent from my Iphone






Oregeno Pete's Frat House of the Rising Sun



I am the Lion King with a face full of Elvis
Pro-Active the Slayer senseless with death wish
Puss rises to the center like so many blemish
Zit god the maker Nintendo heart breaker
Mario 64 blues while Noah fucks the animals in two's
Prime time Virginia the smoker of incense
WAVY TV-10 silent auction for Craigslist


Heat lamp is joking plaid men I'm choking
Wholesale orgies with the perfume stroking
Leather jacket's swiftly erase what I'm saying
Everywhere I am Disney is relating
Hannah Montana Bushes with the Roosevelt Gleam
Huge Penthouse titties on a trampoline
The Man Show eats what I'm spraying
A million Frats puking with the Senator Waiting


Spilled Bongs drip on future busses
Kiss the paddle await for the rushes
Korean Machines BMW Smudges
Teen braces struggle polio grudges
Wearing a beanie in Taco Bell--judge us
Bleeding noses white dreads among us
Jerry is still alive he is now Icy Donuts




Famous White Backs in Wax



Pure Ground Black Pepper
Baby's born in a tub filled with seltzer
Ignorant people invent a new letter
and Jackie O' smiles couldn't be wetter


I am a puppy covered in Bactine
Alisa Milano Cookies dipped in some Ice Cream
Stained Glass McCafe riding the Sunbeams
Swan song brand milk hollar at me' bitch


Booty spilling out all over cuffed boots
Aboriginal assholes still playin' dumb flutes
Silently mocking parrots Buffet is lunch who?
I wrote a sonnet Jimmy is snuff blue


Frasier the demon
The call center's screaming
Nile's the Poser
Egypt is Over
Pyrmadiots beckon
Hate crimes I reckon
Lynch mobs is her's boo
Precious moments cats continue to cry
I am liquor.



FACE DOWN IN SUBLIME.



bush-whacked. No need for alarm.
got that pussy spread out...otherwise charmed.
smashing faces ain't need for stuff.
putting richard nixon out like he's buff
hate-laws, divorce crimes ain't eating shit
i spit on everybody's carpet.



open balls they weave and they wave
flying a penis flag in a pussy parade
clowns and horses piss and they moan.
flexing and tex-mex'ing all that they own.
you open a party. isn't grand?
to see ones whole pussy inside of your hand?

fuckin' and fightin' it's all the same.

LOUIE THE 14th IS MY DOG.



SNAKES IN AND SNAKES OUT



hollow inside and out
it's like the civil war
inside that brian.

Brother fighting Brother.

Blood Everywhere.

Wassup?



HOUSE BITCH



WHO THE FUCK GOT ORANGE MONEY?

WHO THE FUCK GOT TIME OFF?

WHO THE FUCK GOT CHINO PANT'S?

go ahead and take your top off.

Imma fuck my dad.

j/k

i'm on the couch.

Dick'd Tracy

The lil' detective with the heart of Gould.

Lady bird screwing in the dead of night.

President Garfield's out of work to everyone's delight.

Oh, right. I'm taking the bosses shoe's off.

YOU CARRIER.

Sheriff's hat screamin'

Bannana's blowin' up in the strangler's eyes.

I always knew you had it in you to watch scrambled porn on the internet.

cartoon supper feeding everyone that's looking

we're talking big dishes. HUGE DIGITS.

Long scary footprints wandering out to the limits.

But I was carrying you.

I was wearing a BROWN'S jersey.

You were giving me the satin slip.

Gould style.

Pruneface.

Orphans.

Baby.



NAGGER POSE


All those faggots with the ankle bracelets opening and closing back and forth on freeways made of weirdo plastic. Maybe you seen a bitch with a stuffy nose fucking a dog named "WANDERING MAN".

Or maybe not.

fuck it. WHO can SAY WHAT KINDA BITCH RIDES THE SILENCE UP AND DOWN FUCKING AN OLD MAN NAMED "WANDERING MAN 2".

You said wassup to nudity. I can respect that maybe. Maybe not though fagos got balls with bullets. I got a nose. I used to do the sniffin. Sniff the doors...brother man. Proms coming up. I gotta date, maybe the date is you. Maybe the date is the end of maybe the date is wahatchumacallit eating bubblegum and licking his mothers face up and the down. The beach is the nasty. The A hands are the jelly. Sometimes you're the scold's snickers. Udders yell out "WATCH OUT FOR THE FATTY". I yell out the "Fatty" is milk. Quick is the fattest. Who is the dairy queen of the mind? Fat boy staring into the hooters. You can't fuck with the national tide sometimes it flows other times it drops under. I felt the sick wave. Closing down. Speeding up. Erasing Fat, Erasing meadows. Lakes under tie-dye. Cgi Angel Pussy...................man that shit gets you flying. Running an airforce base with a sloppy joe navy. Flying high on uggish uggish bones. Who called John McCain out for keeping it too real with a nose made of ivory?

Two birds. One's a parrot. Two's a hat.

Menthol kisses fucking up a time frame for a close-call. Watching people get pregnant. You ever stuck your dick in the rose that grows in the concrete? Tupac face-remover. Trailer park lakers nets house. This whole town got a euphemism. Daewoo spirits move in a way that you just can't see? Hey old man you ever watch Amistad on E? Grumpy doctor buying a house made of wine. It's a fine time to leave the snoozing chinese man wrapped in a towel. The whole cast of sienfeld weilding hooks...laughing at the stoffer's. Night-time comes, that shit is fucking boring. J/K I run a dog fighting ring with some golden retrievers. One is named Sammy Davis 3. Harley huckleberry hound up and down. A hog in the water is sure enough drowned. Get this fish with boobs the fuck out of my face.

You live your whole life with a hook just fucking your shit up. A hawaiin driver's liscence spills out onto the checker'd floor. Ancient peoples rush to grab it. There's a whole lot of something going on.

Yeah, I got honey. You like fancy feast?

Stupid is what stupid does.

Fuck God.


PAIN DOLL



everyone on the bus is pregnant
puking
smashing
crying
licking
eating
drooling
fuck dolling
Tribeca brown nose strolling'
cleveland oxy-freeing
eating again smarty-pants waffers
nibbilin'
test frying
having an extremely hard time

all the while gazing....

on....

Bill Clinton's sax.




Bridget Jones Diary 4:

at the edge of reason again for the second time





Random Sampaling of Boston Terrier Messages

summer of 2006??? these are dated.
myspace.com/bostonterrierconnection
SOMEONE TOLD ME YOU WERE A PUPPY this one goes out to Katy--her myspace profile was deleted at the time of this reading.... dear gurl/puppy. you know me. you just forgot. like you forgot you were a puppy. picture this. i'm in a beautiful all white room playing piano... the floor is littered in rose petals. i'm eating a spicy chicken sandwich. you have one in your hand. is this starting to sound familar???? i'm staring at your picture and playing the emancipation of mimi on piano from sheet music that you hand wrote the day you doubted the fact that we would date for two years/break up/work it out/rub our cold noses together in a nursing home called... PASSIONFRUIT/BEAUTIFUL SCULPTURE. thats right you may have forgotten that but before you forgot you were a puppy you produced and wrote this beautiful mariah carey album.... THE PINACLE OF HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT. (THE NEW WENDYS) and i know if i pry you... you can make mariah carey another album. you already gave us the title. MARIAH CAREY MUNCHING THE GREAT MUNCH. you gave us an instrument... THE TROMBONE. YOU CREATED IT. WE"VE BEEN USING IT ON ALL THE NEW MARIAH CAREY SONGS BUT WE NEED YOU FOR LYRICS. THE TROMBONE WAS ONLY USED BY ANCIENT HERDERS AND YOU PULLED IT FROM THE GROUND AND GAVE IT TO US. WE ARE SO LOST WITHOUT YOU. PEOPLE LOVE THE TROMBONE. WHEN WE PLAY THE INSTRUMENTALS IN THE STREET PEOPLE WEEP and RIOT. THEY SMASH OBJECTS THAT OUR IMPORTANT TO THEM TO TRY TO MAKE A STATEMENT ABOUT THE NEED FOR YOUR LYRICS. i watched an old man smash a spicy chicken sandwich. it was horrible. so lets get over the drama and go out on a date again. i already built a kiddy pool for us to hang out in so that we can just yell... I"M IN THE FRIDGE... and giggle cuz we are obviously not in the fridge... we are in the kiddy pool that i built out of twine and selfishness and spicy chicken attitudes. and we're dating. do you hear that sound???? thats us rubbing noses. love, the boston terrier connection. p. s. this whole new kat name thing is really tippin me out... isn't your real puppy name ginger sniffles? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- its not kat, its katy! ahhhhh what is all this really!!! it is funny i will give you that. but who are you!?!?!?! HOW WAS OUR LOVE RANDOM WHEN I WAS PRESENT AT YOUR BIRTH writen to Miss Melany www.myspace.com/marliney cuz i only date celebrities. ARE YOU THE EMANCIPATION OF MIMI? MIKA MIKO JUST SENT THIS TO ME. "do ya'll ladies think the emancipation of mimi is a sandwich? do you think that paddington bear is somekinda elaborate soup n' salad injoke where THE TASTY is turned inside out and made disgusting? what part of the mighty mighty bosstones dont you understand? im not wearing pants. PUT THAT IN YOUR LIFE PLAN FUR THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS. OUR ANNIVERSARY IS SUPER K-MART. THE ZONE OF CHUCKLES/IDENTITY. THE AREA CODE IS 9 years of on and off dating with me constantly suprising you with new ideas fur the greater sexy good. GIGGLES is not my gurl. i took her out of my life plan and replaced it with THE RUG. Q. you may ask what is THE RUG? THE RUG IS GETTIN PULLED OUT FROM UNDER US CUZ IM REPLACING IT WITH A VELVET PAINTING OF ME LICKING YOUR FACES. RORY GILMORE IS GETTIN MORE INTO THE SHAGGS EVERYDAY. I SEE SHAGG IT"S CALLED THE BEAUTY OF YOUR SOUL/NOSE WE CAN WORK IT OUT. K-MART CAFETERRIA GIVIN US DEALS CUZ WE ALWAYS UP IN IT BUYING THE HOTTEST PIZZAS AND GETTING COMMITMENT ON TAP. WE DATE FUR 9 YEARS STARTING TOMMOROW. " CELEBRITY. im takin this up to KINKOS TOMMOROW so i can get it printed out with an 11x17 of your myspace page profile pick. i've been working on this sculpture fur the last 9 years. it's where i have your profile pick and i surround it in taco bell hot sauces. you know the cool ones with the concepts on it? you know i just been thinking it has something to do with our relationship... CONCEPtuAL. i love you. -the boston terrier connection. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow.... Umm.. Interesting yet VERY random message haha But thanks for it? Definitely NOT mariah carey, I dont have public breakdowns like her. haha P. S. Taco Bell hot sauce sucks, I just like the funny jokes on 'em. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ gurl. do you want me to empty the taco bell sauce packets with an ELABORATE pump n' needle scheme????? i'll take the sauce out and bury it in an ELABORATE paw n' dig scheme. i'm willing to do that for you. your nose looks cold/healthy. i'm willing to check that for you. gurl. back 2 the basics. the real concepts. i thought that maybe you were MIMI in an attractive lady disguise. hahaha. did you know i was present at your birth? santa was there too. he CRAZY. lets split a pack of eggos like we used to. throw them up and try to get them to stick on the ceiling and when they stick... we'll just rub our noses together for hours and hours. i aint lonely gurl. i got a limo 2 keep me company. but i mean me and you plus my limo plus my elaborate sculpture involving hot sauce packets and your myspace picture well that equals=???????????????????? a delightfully tasty evening wif my special lady. get your fancy dress back from the cleaners. the boston terrier connection. p. s. ELABORATE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Umm ok, you can stop messaging me. If you're just gonna send me weird ones. Now if you wanna talk like a person, and stop pretending to be a dog. Then go ahead and say hi. If not, ciao hun :] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHY ISN'T THE CODED WORKIN' http://www.myspace.com/marliney Menlo Park, CA FLAMIN LIPS. GOTTA WATCH WHERE YR> SHAKING THEM FLAMING HIPS. I GOT A BODY. maybe u got one? in teh mail? HAHAHA. that don't happen. I TAKE A FLAMIN SIP. sugarcup. i eat out of a bowl. u eat out of a bowl too. it's called DATING...you vegan? that's cool. me too. HAM. THE ONLY HAM I EAT IS HAMMING IT UP AMONG FRIENDS AND BIZNASS ASSOCIATES AND MEMBERS OF THE PRESS. haHA haHA haHA haHA haHA haHA v (authors note this comes from copying and pasting) haHA haHA haHA oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo h. i work. i clean. I order out food for us. whut do you think? DID I GET THE CODE RIGHT??? romance. i know you like art/museum studies as a major. j/k. OPEN UP THE DOORS TO MY BODY HEART. RAPPERS. they're warm. PEOPLE WEARING DISGUISES SO THEY LOOK LIKE STUFF. it's scary. a.k.a. concepts. a.k.a HOLY FUCK> I"M CHILLIN WIF TEEGAN AND SARA. EATIN' FILET MINON straight up out of the bottle kickin' it. based on a true storie. TRIPPY. TRIPPY. /I WILL BUY YOU THE PROJECTS AND WE CAN TURN THAT SHIT INTO A MANSION>> DRUM n' BASS=SPIRITUAL QUESTIONS. IRAQ MINUS DA GHETTO=PRICELESS i fell ugly. THE BOSTORN TERRIER CONNECTION. p.s. did you see this photo i took? *authors note the photo was her myspace photo sent back to her. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Mari Lulu Date: Jan 4, 2009 9:31 PM what code ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: boston terrier connection Date: Jan 5, 2009 1:35 AM im in the munch zone SO HARD RIGHT NOW munchin' munchin' again munchin you. its pretty complicated as being tasty as i is. im having a hard time livin through/ breathing/ facing the tastiNASS you i wear a piece of plasticits called I CANT BELIEVEVEFVE YOU WROTE ME BACK SO FAST highwayrobbers. i ate em all danger zone. pouring a glass of delightful company. gettin wasted on the concept tree. champagne cola. damn i'mmma lil bit street/lil bit HIPPY/ lil bit marriage/ lil bit boba xFuckX i got a former member hanging out with my pants anatomy of the boba. soft on the outside sweet in the inside I HEARD YOU WROTE THE BIBLE...I WROTE A BIBLE TOO. IT'S CALLED SNIFFIN FUR SANDWICHES. i danced in a street called self respect. everyone was watching. I WAS WASTED. tag yer out/in man. this code is fucked. what is it? First Menthol on the Moon, =btc ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok whats ur name then, i could remember --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- whats ur favorite color? mine is you. ps. yes. we know eachother. WE WERE MARRIED IN OUR PAST LIVES AND THE PALMIST GAVE ME THE LINK TO UR MYSPACE! pps. multiple livez r crazy sometimes. ------------------------------------------------------- no response... ------------------------------------------------------- BOSTON FEVER/THIS DOOD IS MY DAD writen to Mary Mary Quite Contrary OH MY FUCKING GOD. HOLY FUCKING CHRIST. THIS DOOD IS MY DAD. and u my gurl. forget about daddy. imma try 2 chill wif you gurl. imma make a sculputrrrrrrre fur you gurl. two parts cheeto/one part dice. you heard about bassball? I DID THIS. THIS NEXT PARAGRAPH IS SCULPTURE IN THE ROUND. BOSTON Terrier connection played in several local bands (such as Mike and the Majestics, Jerry Jay and the Sheratons, the Reebtoors, and The Guild) while attending McCluer High School in his hometown of Ferguson, Missouri, a suburb of St. Louis. SCATA Claus/////////////////////////////////// dj bruce n the hackers. dj longwood and the seven doods with piercings. last night i made out with a freshman at my dorm. tonight imm trying to chill wif a lady who is MAKING SENSE. DJ HEADBANGING IN THE LIVING ROOM. i hate myself. but i think that we should still date. i mean look at yr. friends? I LOVE THEM TOO. SHARKS DONT BITE BUT A DOG CAN DO THE COOL STUFF. love ya? the boston terrier connection. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Marie Date: Jan 16, 2008 7:43 PM I have 2!!! xoxoxo those dogs. ------------------------------------------------------ Self Inflicted Deep House Cuts. writen to Rylie Howell i know its early. i didn.t mean to wake you. but. i wanted to tell you... no. i had to tell you. i stayed up late last night daydreaming. about US. ssssssh. just let me. speak SOFTLY. lay your head on the pillow and search for honesty in my eyez. you will find it. i am sincere. see the dolphins? they never lie. so now that i have your trust. let me have your heart. listen... i don.t have long. what i mean is. i have to make this quick. see... i work. but id work harder for you wrap you in affordable luxury. tupac blanketz. satin sheetz. SNUGGIEZ. i just want you to be happy. and warm... think about it. i know its only myspace. but your profile... it spoke to me. and it whispered the word, 'love'. tell me more. there is so much more i want to tell you... -btc. p.s. your nose is cold. Are you hurt? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ummm... who are you??