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mission statement

get totally fluxed it's the new year its a whole new ball-game of peeps picturing me rollin' riding dirty livin' dirty you can't live dirty if you ain't dirty. y'feel me? this shit was last updated febuary 4th. nerdz.

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CHECK OUT THIS RIDICULOUS POM KIKI CREW RECORDZ CATALOG/DISTRO!!!! WTF?????? Prices are a little higher than live encounters but that coverz me hating lyfe at the post station wishing i had never started mail order???????????????????????????????

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Narwhalz/Narfburger Split:Tape $3 Narfburger(Ben and Amina) go on a crazzzzzzy space adventure while Narwhalz dances with puppies. Sooooo rad and almost out of print????????


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Narwhalz: Mt. Duh :Tape $3 Early noise recordingz with gameboyz/magical kitten journeys. All tapes come with d'ffrent handmade covers.


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Narwhalz: Mt. Sweet : $5 Mt. Duh expanded with tons of other tracks in CD form. Silkscreened cover and sneaky zine inside. R.I.P. Danny Tanner.


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Paw Pawz:So-Duh : $4 Queen Fluff Fuff and the Whisker Vortexxxx. Syke not Psch. Wounds of Duh. Sine Waves vs. Party Faves vs. seriously intense wicked drumming. Diffren't hand made tape covers. Greens the scene.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us> Narwhalz: A static Rainbow Blue : $5 Tape on Nightpass Handmade Records:Blue Cassete with ridiculously rad rad rad handmade artwork by John Thill! nightpass
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Narwhalz: The Church of the Pom Wizzzard :$ CD-R $6 The latest Narwhalz release in which all the magic and all the poms gather together in one mass ritual and go into peoples houses and use their third eyes to challenge all of the spoons and to bend all of them.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Charq Attack :$ CD-R $4 Seriously this comedy record is going 2 destroy yr. life/be the greatest thing you can imagine. Not technically out yet but so close I can taste it.

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Holy Shit: $2:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Latest zine from the puppypound:::::::::::it's time to get down. Trance vs. new ideas about???????????????????? drew carey.


Dj Smurf: $2:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Dj Smurf hyphey jamz. If you like zima kegs and ipods lost in the infinate void than this is for you. Smurfblood for the rest of us.

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Wizard Summeralian: $2:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Zine from the Twin TOURZ. Magical momments fur acapella bands that conjure up tales of puppy wizards who have failed relationships with magical shit voids. You get an awesome choice between totally pink cover or totally yellow.


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HUUUUUUUUUGE NUTS ZINE: $5:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Ben Trogdon of Narfburger/The Groblin/Elfquest/Human Hair created this mind blowing zine that is ridiculously big and amazing/definatly the biggest raddest zine ever. SOOOOOO Amazing you should definatly pick one up/it asks and then answers soooooo many amazing questions. Only one copy left!?!?!??!?!?!?

distro'!!!!!!!!


THE NEW JEDI ORDER'S 2006 TRANSMISSION DVD-R:$6.00
Mindblowing internet PSCH attack from the crew that brought you RAD AZZZ midi versions of switched on BACH comes the bootlegggg taliban. OSAMA BIN CHILLIN check out more of the new jedi at
Geo-Jedi


THE BABY'S LUNCH:GOTHIC SUMMER CAMP:TAPE :$5.00
SO...you and lindsay lohan are in the totally teen goth version of the parent trap in which you use a sacred dagger to stab both sets of parents. Then go ride in yr. sick jeep and visit their grave smokin' mad clothes. D.I.Y. GOTHIC JNCO SHORTS JAMZ from the K-MART DANCE UNDERGROUD. I really like this tape. Check out P.E.A.R.L. records as well.
the Baby's Lunch
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Radioshock/Radioshack: Split 7" :$4.00
Seriously nutty. Sputters of sound on both halfs of this totally sweet/totally radical piece of plastic. My cat loves it. Burn yr. locker 2 the ground style jamz. Zach this is how we do it on saved by the bell. Comes in altered bags by radioshaq. Radioshock is also a member of LOTUS>>>>
. Radioshock

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ASSACRE:Fantastic Allusions worth Dying For:CD :$6.66
imagine the tightest metal possible. Imagine 19 guitarists burning in the undying flame vs. 4 power octopuss drummerz with 32 bass drums that are all a mile long. and more splash symbols than the sun vs. the deth power prism. If bart simpson were alive this would be the soundtrack to his lifestyle. Ultimate homocore.assacre

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Prog Dogs:Beer is Wormtounge:CD :$5.00
Whazzzzzzup!!!! imagine chillin with the eye of sauron/debating rad medalion choices and then somehow a Casio SK-1 descends from the heavens and melts yr. mind. Epic Sheyl Crow danceathon fur fast nerds with faster livestlyes.Prog Dogs


DISTRO'D BLACKK WAINBOW RELEASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 mystic fur the mail(unless yr. mind supports teleport) i'll only be selling these in person... you should buy one from this mind-melting label


Black Jesus & The Virgin Yesterday/Puppy Prints are Everywhere: Split Tape:
Wanderingz in the desert with nothing but a fork/farts/hoof sports trying 2 attend temples covered with robes of excellent pimple spill. All is illuminated 2 you traveling childeren. Complete with manual 2 guide the men and earth childeren on a journey passed the sandmushrooms and into the light of Yahweh. Hibernate.



Chico y Chico: Thunderwear: One Sided Tape
Orcs come home from a hard day at work mining crystals in the Kazzy-DUoooM mountains and watch football (the fuckin raiders)/shave and get ready fur the ultimate dance party where all the Cave Trolls, The Blackk Elves and the Wizzzzards will dance and drink Magikkkk potions and slam dunk sodas.Chico y Chico

Slumber Troll - Homeless (B Side):Tape:
slumber trolls battle all stars psch jam pound slam magik fr. the Mountain of Dewm:::::::::: also available on P.E.A.R.L
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yo and like always all prices are subject to debate/trades/whutever?????? yeah! Tons of crazy stuff coming out in the next couple of weeks:::::A TAPE BY SHOBOSHOBO!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>_< which is STILL HAPPENING I AM SURE OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also I"m puttin out the ŽŽ LITTLE PAPA SQUARES ¡«¾’ô²9ôVHS IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT...believe this their jamz are fresh. check out their.....space. ¡#yo also get totally hyped on striaght up sonic noize floetry from tribal wizard from the cook island Ruby Rhod
New Releases from Puppytounge, MagicEyez, The 2liveSpew DVD?????????? and third eye pictonary puzzle gamez. SOOOOOOO FUN!!!!!!!! Send Cash or Money Order 2...

Pom Kiki Crew

500 W. Marshall St.

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FRESH y FRESH!!!!!!

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